The Portuguese then tried to exploit reported tension between ex-United coach David Moyes and Rooney by making another attempt – this time as Chelsea boss – in the summer of 2013.

And Beasley recalls a hilarious exchange between himself, Mourinho and his son Josh at the club's pre-season camp in the United States, as the Blues readied a £30 million bid. "Jose's opening line was a corker: 'What do you think of us trying to sign the Fat Boy [Rooney]?'" wrote Beasly. "Josh was caught out for a second and didn't cotton on to the 'Fat Boy' joke at first. I started laughing and told him: 'He means Rooney — the Fat Boy is Rooney.'"

Mourinho, who once allegedly threatened to "break" the face of Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger, has lately been criticised for failing to drop the under-performing England captain from United's starting XI following three straight losses.